Friday, July 1, 2016

Potty Mouth Tyke

6-11-16 It was bedtime and we were trying to get the boys to sleep.  It's kind of a bigger pain in the neck than normal to get two little Long boys to bed.  Chad usually has to lay by Tyke until he falls asleep because he likes to cuddle, and I have to sit in front of Luke's bed and guard it so he doesn't climb out and play (he loves his freedom of a toddler bed vs. the crib).  Anyway, we were lying/sitting in their room waiting for the boys to crash when Tyke farted.  Little boys think farts are so funny.  He giggled and then farted again and giggled some more.  Chad informed him, "That's not nice Tyke." to which Tyke replied, "It's just a baby fart, you whine ass!"

6-24-16 While camping up at the Clayson camp out, before anyone else had shown up, Daddy and Tyke were walking around the camp and checking things out.  Chad accidentally tipped over a small metal table near the pavillion and Tyke immediately exclaimed, "Oh damn it!"  I looked at him surprised and asked, "What did you just say?!"  He replied, "I said damn it, it's what you say when things tip over."  Okay then...

6-28-16 Conversation between Tyke and Daddy: Tyke, "Dad, we don't call peoples a whine ass huh?"  Dad, "Nope we don't" Tyke, "And we don't say god-dammit either huh?" Dad, "No! Where'd you learn that one?!" Tyke, "Bampa Terry!  Only big people's say that one."

6-30-16 We were all sitting at the dinner eating dinner and Luke thought it would be funny to start throwing food at us all.  I warned him to stop and he looked at me mischievously and threw another piece of food across the table towards Tyke, resulting in Tyke mumbling, "well you little shit!"

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