Boys!

So last night I hurried to bath Luke after dinner.  We had company and he wanted to play with them but he was covered in a thick layer of tater tot casserole (it's like a ritual for him to smear food all over himself before devouring it).  Luke usually gets excited for bath time but he was super upset with me for whisking him away from our company to clean him up.  I planned on a quick rinse off but good enough that I wouldn't have to dunk him again.  I ran the bath water and discovered it was too hot, after I had already taken off Luke's diaper.  So while I was trying to get the temperature right, Luke tried escaping the bathroom, naked.  Instead of escaping he ended up accidentally shutting the door, trapping himself inside.  Score for me!  He was throwing a mega fit and wanted out but couldn't now.  He turned towards me in his fit of rage and started peeing all over the floor!  I didn't notice any of this, I had my back turned to the door.  I turned around to grab him and put him in the tub and found him peeing, all over his hand!  He was waving his hand back and forth in the his stream of pee, trying to catch it but instead was splashing it all over the cupboards and floor!  All I could do was laugh at him.  I put him in the tub, cleaned up his mess, and then cleaned him up quickly and got back to our company.  Gotta love little boys!